My Christmas Gift...

Today I was driving along, minding my own business... singing along with the radio as usual when what to my wandering eye should appear...

But another weenie wagger.

This time the guy was driving a beat up Honda Civic and was attempting to give me quite a show. He was really givin' it hell too... surprised he didn't tear the poor thing off!

It was too bad that my foot slipped and hit the break pedal as he looked up and "waved". Then he nearly swerved off the road, perhaps in the final act of his puppet show. Would've served him right. haha

Merry Christmas Mr. Mastubator.... at least I got a good dose of Holiday laughter at your expense.

Men...

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