Gi-Gi Roxx - The Ravings of a Lunatic

I don't suppose my Pee-S-A post went over very well, huh? Only two comments? Geeze... oh well. I hope that if you took the time to read it you got a good chuckle. If not, the perhaps you actually learned a little bit of common courtesy that you will use in the future. Either way, my job in public potty's is done... for now. Things have been crazy as all hell this week. As some of you may have been aware, Kenny has been misbehaving lately. It started out with small nuances with shifting from the low to high gears, missing a gear here and there. But his problems gradually got worse with each passing day. Late last week he started something new and completely annoying. Empty or loaded, when it was time to pull up an incline he would throw a tantrum and decide that he didn't want to be in cruise control. "Fine, be that way," I told him. "I'll just stomp on your throttle pedal and show YOU who's boss." Well he didn't like that very much either. Ev...

Okay. Listen up folks. This is for every one's benefit. Consider it a Public Service Announcement . If you walk into a public restroom to find the stall doors closed, you should do one of two things before barreling into the first closed door you come to: 1) Knock . This was probably a lesson your mother and/or father taught you at a very young age. A lesson to be applied where any and all doors are concerned. It protects you and whomever might be behind said closed door(s) from any embarrassing situations. 2) Check for feet . Doing a quick crouch to check for just feet inside the stall is simple and less invasive than just pushing or pulling open a door to see if a whole person is sitting on the toilet. Either of these options are acceptable in any public restroom at any time of day. Use of both options doubles your chances of avoiding embarrassment. If for some reason you feel compelled to forgo either of these preventative procedures, do not... I repeat DO NOT get pissed off ...

I'm still alive. I've just not felt like blogging. My momma always told me, if you don't have something nice to say, don't say anything at all. So that's what I've been living up to for the past few weeks. I haven't had anything out of the ordinary happen, nothing new and special I felt the need to blog about or share. I've been truckin' my happy little butt off and relaxing in the time I'm not stuck behind the wheel. I've read a few books, caught up with friends and family, and just enjoyed the autumn evenings as much as I can. In a nutshell, I've been enjoying some ME time. I'll get back to regular blogging before too long I suppose. In the meantime, check out some of the blogs I follow (over there on the right of the page) and enjoy them! I'll be back... :o)